Idiot Tee

This lightweight jersey tee carries a bold, slightly eerie illustration with a quote that sparks conversation regarding an idiot. The vibrant, painterly portrait—framed with surreal foliage and candy-bright accents, the artwork pops. The shirt feels airy against the skin and wears like a lived-in favorite: breathable, low-weight cotton with a neat crew neckline and side seams that keep its shape. It’s for people who appreciate dark whimsy and clever, provocative lines—wear it to gallery openings, late-night hangouts, or when you want your outfit to start the conversation before you do.

Product features
- Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight for breathable comfort
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for structural support and a consistent retail fit
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean